The dangers of masturbation

Well they are considerable aren't they?

Firstly, you are of course running the risk of loss of eyesight. Medical fact!

You could of course do it just until you need glasses, but you will probably be hooked on thrapping away in dark corners by that stage, so total blindness is almost guaranteed to follow.

Then there's the terrible scenario where you might be caught, red-'handed' (pun intended).

Oh the shame, the terrible shame! Just imagine this for yourself for a moment, and ask yourself if it's worth it.

Blind, and without dignity, your life will unravel before your milky eyes!

And then, of course, there are the outward signs of self-abuse, that no amount of layering can conceal.

People will point and laugh, your family and friends will abandon you.

The medical profession is making marvellous advances in the fields of sight restoration, and counselling might right the wrongs of being caught in the act, but there is no known cure for 'Tosser's Torso'.

Men, know YOUR limits!