Friday, December 30, 2005

Up in Suze's Room

Just watching/listening to the Paul Weller, Live in Hyde Park DVD that I was given for Christmas.

He is currently singing about the virtues of Suze and what it means to be up in her room...

It is stunning!

Oh to be Suze!

They follow this with a blinding rendition of 'Can you heal us Holy man?' that is just too amazing for words. And so on....


I was lucky enough to see him about 3 years ago, but sadly it was in the nasty confines of Wembley Arena, not on a fabulous English summer afternoon in Hyde Park! Oh well, you cannot have it all!

Anyway, if you like him, the DVD is worth having; jam-packed (no play on words intended)visually great, musically flawless.

I love surround sound!

Thursday, December 29, 2005

The Merkin - a brief history and the modern slant

The merkin, as it was originally known, or pubic wig, made its debut in 1450.

It was used as a device to cover "the filthy running sores of syphilis. A disease which erodes the palate... In some cases the lips, nose or eyes are eaten away, or on others, the whole of the sexual organs”.

Nice.

Merkin were frequently connected with prostitutes.

The women worked while infected, most of them being single mothers with no other form of income.
Despite the horror of infection and the merkin's connections with it, and presumably the utter hell of getting a glimpse under one, amusing little anecdotes have appeared in various works of literature, and one such reference reads;

This put a strange whim in his head - which was to get the hairy circle of her merkin... this he dried well and combed out, and then returned to the Cardinal, telling him he had brought St. Peter's beard”.

And let's face it, it's just a bloody good word!

Fortunately, the merkin is no longer needed for its original function, and the idea of the thing itself has been displaced in time, to be re-born into a different era as the pubic wig.

And one might be forgiven for thinking that a box-fresh (pardon the pun) merkin would not be available to the modern lady, or indeed, gent.

Well replace that frown with a smile, for Merkinworld.com have the muff fluff you've been longing for, with not an oozing pustule in sight!

Now used by showgirls, clubbers, drag queens, the elderly, and PJ Harvey(!) a standard design 'funky monkey' from Merkinworld and designer Rick Stonell, will cost you around £150.
But to bring back the luxurious bush of yesteryear, with a modern twist, really does have an incalculable value to the wearer I'm sure!

So why say it with flowers, when you can flash your fanny?


For the man who wants his bunny dipped in honey, you can make like Hugh Hefner with this playful 'Playboy' design

And who could fail to be cheered when they return home after a hard day, by this happy face?!

No chance of mishaps and slip ups, with this clearly illustrated target!

Not so sure the same can be said for this rather suspicious looking 'Eight Ball' design....know what I mean????

I mean, is it just me, or does this one just look too......'A merkin for back-door lurkin'???...........


........Anyway, the message tonight is, don't hide your light under your own bushel....buy a Merkin made from human (Ewww!) or yak belly (Ewww!) hair, get someone to rip all your pubes out, and glue one on!

Do it! It's fun!

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

This time of night and the genes that dictate the love of it

I really love this time of night.

Alone or in company, there is something about the approach to midnight, and the first couple of hours after it, that feel absolutely right to me.

This is when my mind is most relaxed, when I am most me.

I surely was not born to go along with the 9 to 5.30 routine with that truth coursing through my veins, eh?

No, I am an owl, not a lark. Scientific fact. Or so I'm told.

I have my mum to thank (or curse) for it. And possibly my insomniac father, but we'll go with the positives on this ocassion!

She has always been a night owl, and I cannot remember a time when I have not been assured she is awake at at least 2.00am.
In fact, she has to have some nasty illness to not be up and at 'em while others sleep.

Even when we were kids, with school to be prepared for, and her sometimes working 3 jobs at once, she still could not settle in her bed before then.

So it really is no surprise that I like the peace of this time of night (as I sit here, there is very little noise, even with Christmas still in our midst and most people not having to think about work tomorrow).

But I also like this time of night at party's and get-togethers; get-togethers like New Years Eve, when people are still lively at this time and there is all to play for, all to be enjoyed.

For me, it really is a 3 hour window for the peak of human enjoyment VS adverse effects of alcohol intake/middle age/footwear choice/company, so I personally relish every second!

I hate having to watch the clock, and the best bit about time off from the normal routine, is that I don't have to!!! Other than to count in 2006 and knock out a hearty chorus of 'Auld Lang Syne' of course!

So here I am, enjoying my favourite time of night...and I'm getting text messages from beloved friends, my choice of music is right on the money, I have ice to garnish my favourite drink, just so, and the lights from the tree are lending a nice air to everything.

Mmmm........staying up without a thought for setting the alarm....

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Gift list

Like most folks, I think, I tend to forget the gifts that I am bought for Christmas, so I have decided that I will use this to make a list of the lovely stuff I have been given in the last few days.

Wine book (Malcolm Gluck Superplonk 2006)
Jewellery (mmm.....weird and wonderful little jewellery pieces; 2 necklaces, a bracelet, 2 rings, all lovely)
Perfume (DKNY)
Bath smellies (Body Shop, Badeas)
Glass art (cannot be explained, but I love it. A large window ornament made from stone and glass that is just 'andsome!)
DVD's (The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 and Paul Weller Live)
Gorillaz CD
Handbag
Chocolates (tons of the buggers)
Wine (not nearly enough of the stuff)
Framed pictures
£20
Socks (2 pairs, grass scented)
Books (Much Ado About Nothing & The Little Book of Pot)

Didn't I do well?



Nice to see ya.......to see ya....nice.

Only 363 days until Christmas!

It's basically over.

Boo hoo!

As usual, it all went just a little to fast for me.

Christmas day was spent in the usual way - a leisurely breakfast (just me and Charlie this year) then a bit of present opening. He was chuffed with the Multi-media player, and has been fiddling around with it ever since. I'm happy with it too, as it really is a nice little piece of kit.
There is nothing that pleases me more than making that boy of mine happy, and at almost 17, it's sometimes more of a challenge than I ever thought!
We were lucky enough to have the company of my neighbour and her delightful daughter Shannon, for dinner on Christmas Day, so I opted to leave the booze alone and let the neighbour get a bit trashed instead, which she duly did! She's a really good person and a great mum, who doesn't let her guard down for a moment usually. I told her that her baby girl was in good hands, and she was able to relax and enjoy the day.
Having a little person around made it a really silly, fun day, with real excitement around present opening and lots of little games and giggles. She really is a remarkable little girl, and her sweetness and bright mind helped make a good day, great.

Dinner was a success as far as everyone that ate it was concerned, and as I was cooking my first turkey (usually have goose or duck) I was a bit worried that we'd end up with a dried up sparrow-like thing on the table! It's fair to say though, that my parsnips were something to behold! Even my neighbour, who hates the things, could barely believe what she was eating. They were all caramelised and gorgeous, and if I can have them like that every time, I'll have them 3 times a day!

Boxing Day was a REALLY lazy affair this year. I did absolutely nothing, with G (which was nice) all day long. I didn't even get in the bath until sometime in the evening! But oh how enjoyable it was, just munching our way through the fridge contents, watching some DVD's, smoking a spliff or two, or three, and basically playing the part of holiday-maker, to the full.

Today was spent with my family; son, sister, brothers, mum, neices, nephews, respective partners and an aunt. Very much up my Strasse! I love being with them all. It's just one long round of affectionate ribbing, stories of the past that are re-hashed as if it were religion, a mad scramble for the cold-meat selection and a heated debate to round things nicely! I love it. And there are the 2 really little members of the family, that just make it that bit more special.

A few poor sinners have been ill over the festive period, including my mate, my neice, my ex and my great-nephew, with ills ranging from puking heartily, to tonsilitis and kidney infections.
If I am able to avoid the lergy for the whole time, I will be a thankful bunny.

But in the meantime, I shall have a wee drink tonight.

At last! I can relax now it's all getiing back to normal!

Cheers all x

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Shout going out to Ammo!

I would like to dedicate this entry, and tell you some things about a person I have never met, but admire very much.

A person who grows before my eyes, but in written news and ideas, not in the flesh.

A person who is often inspirational to me, and who I hope I can help to inspire.

His name is Ammon Mururu and he is my email friend from Kenya.

It's very odd how Ammo and I got to writing reguarly; he was simply an overseas customer who bought the study material from the company I worked for, to complete his exams in the CIPS (Chartered Institute of Purchasing & Supply) diploma course.
He was so pleased with the level of service and assistance that I'd given him, and wrote to thank me.
Within a couple of to and fro mails, we were just telling each other little snippets about our respective lives, and it has grown from there.

He is quite young, 25 now I think, and he comes from a family of 4 children; Ammon is the eldest, then his sister, who studies law. She is tall and beautiful, so models part-time too. Then there is another sister, who is studying for her O Levels, and who Ammon says is " brown and swollen than us but abit shorter", but she does not give a shit what others think of her. The youngest is another boy, who is a good liar apparently!

He was raised amongst the Masaai in a mining town called Magadi, though he is not Masaai. His father has worked for the same company for 30 years.
He tells me all about the Masaai customs and traditions, some not so savoury in his opinion! Girls as young as 13 married to boys of 17, drinking cow blood, that kind of thing.

He tells me about the staple foods of his community, and some of the stews he describes, sound delicious! Lots of vegetables, beef and pulses.

He once said that he would love to come to England to do his masters degree, though he is scared of the cold! He also said that he thinks his favourite places here are Salford, Liverpool Sheffield and Cheshire! I told him he'd probably appreciate the beauty of Devon, or the Lake District more!

There was a fantastic mail between us once, where we were discussing traditions, and I told him of a few of the more obscure summertime shenanigans that go on in English villages, making mention of the Wheel of Cheese rolling race, that goes on somewhere on this nutty little island.

He wrote back with such enthusiasm for the idea, and his words were just so sweet, that I need to quote them here:

"Its long since i ever read such a lovely mail,thanks katey.Your culture really sounds interesting, especially on cheese day for sure i would like to roll that big cheese down a hill and run after it."

This still brings a grin to my face, and touches my heart.

The mental image of this young man from Kenya, hurtling down a hill after a wheel of cheese, is just funny beyond words for me!

Anyway, he tells me that he was a little bit of a bad boy when he was younger, fighting mainly, but looks back and feels he was on a bad path. Now he has dreams of owning his own ranch in the countryside of Kenya, with livestock and maybe a small airstrip, of having a wife and some children. I'm sure such an ambitious man will be able to take his time and choose the right girl.

He believes in God, but comes from such a thankful, humble, hopeful place with his faith, that he makes me feel just that little bit closer to my own.

He is troubled by the terrible situations that go on in Kenya, like girls still being held back and suppressed, uneducated and married off. Mass abortion as a result of mass prostitution, and AIDS of course. The lorry drivers come through, already infected, and so the problem grows.

He tells me of the huge problems of unemployment amongst highly educated people. He knows of people who have degrees but work as barber's because there is no work that fits their skills, though the Kenyan government have encouraged their people to get this education. He says it is frustrating, and I can only imagine.

There was a time when I did not hear from him for quite a while, and then I got an email that said the local Internet Cafe had been smashed up so he'd had no access to a computer...That was a little eye-opener.

We have shared many personal stories, about family and the past, our relationships with the people around us, and I have really enjoyed giving him the personal encouragement he has badly needed over the last few months.

He did not pass the final exam, and has had to study for another six months to re-sit it in the November just gone. The results don't come until March, and I am really excited for him.

On top of all that study, he decided he needed a life to fall back on, in the event that he just cannot complete the Diploma.

He has launched his own business some months ago, selling domestic products (brushes, cleaning stuff, tools, luxury goods etc.) and has been up at 4.30am every day, crams in some study until about 6.00, and then goes off to run his business, until 8.00 o'clock each night. More study when he gets home, and a few problems (as with any fledgling business) along the way.

He says he has learnt much and knows a bit more about what makes good business sense and what does not. He is making money.

He has had to sacrifice Christmas with his family to take advantage of the good seasonal sales, but like I told him, there will be Christmas times to come for him, where he can relax with them, knowing that his empire is running itself!

I shall let you know if he passed that exam.......

So, in the words of my oddly special friend Ammo, Asante Sana (thankyou) for allowing me to tell you a bit about him, and Kwaheri! (Bye!) until next you visit.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Things I've forgotten...

So far I have remembered the following things I have forgotten:

The massive tin of chocolates
Nuts in their shells

If there is anything else, I'll let you know!



Part 2.

Double cream

How long is this list going to get?

Part 3.

Electricity!! I had 47p on my key meter! Thank God for CostCutters and the nice Muslim chap that stays open until 10.00pm, or we would have had cheese for lunch on Christmas day!

All done!

That's it!

I've got Christmas!

The lights are on, the wine rack is nicely stocked and there is something hearty and delicious in the oven for our dinner!

No more work (other than the tons of things that having Christmas entails) until 3rd January!

Time to have a bit of reflection over the year, to be with Charlie in more than 10 minute snippets, to eat, drink, and basically be as merry as possible.

I spent a bundle of money in the supermarket, requiring four trips to and from the car (I live 6 floors up, and thank the sweet lord for giving man the ability to make lifts!) ably assisted by my son.

Whatever is forgotten, stays forgotten - I have made a solemn vow to myself, that I will not be seen near a shop until at least Tuesday, when I might need bread and milk and proper food!

So I think it probably just remains for me to wish all you good, good people, the happiest of Christmases.

Whatever you're doing, whoever you might, or might not, be doing it with, I hope you feel love and peace over the next few days, even if it's just for the briefest moment, in the smallest way imagineable.

Let's see what 2006 has in store!

I wish only the best for us all.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

I don't know where he gets it from....

I went to Ibiza for the first time when I was 31, just 4 years ago.

I was with my beloved, and we were having the most relaxed and fun holiday we'd ever had together, just taking it easy, eating well and seeing the best the place has to offer (which is considerable if you care to look past the likes of Sky One exposes!)

A few friends were flying out a few days after us, so we decided to hold down the full-on clubbing bit until they got there.

In the meantime, we chilled and walked and enjoyed the sun and each other, for 3 blissful days.

On the third night, we had a lovely late meal in a bay restaurant and shared a bottle of bubbly. Very nice too, and it was all we needed before deciding to go back to our room and relax up.

On our way back, we came across a scantily-clad young lady (about 17), a bit worse for wear and crying. She'd had a row with her boyfriend and he'd gone off, and all her friends were expecting them in a club about half a mile away, and she was scraed to walk alone.............so we said we were happy to walk her there and make sure she met with her friends; no problem at all.

Good deed done, girlie considerably more cheerful than when we came across her, we were happy responsible adults, at one with whole scene.

Almost back to the apartment, I spot a gorgeous little bar that is lit up, and so inviting, stretching out on a little island that goes from the beach out to the sea.

Hundreds of little fish swim around the underwater light, in the clear, warm water that is all over the Balearics.

Anyway, I suggest we go and have 'a little nightcap', and we go off down to this little bar.

The barman is the smiliest man you ever saw, and there is a hearty german resident already having around about his 10th nightcap.

Anyway, I suggest to my beloved that it might be a good idea to finish with some Tequilla!

This smiley barman thinks it might be a good idea to pour us double tequillas!

They slip down no problem, and we go for round 2.........

About 5 minutes after round 1 was working it's magic, round 2 of the double whammy's, was heading for out pea-sized brains.

Yet still no real affect it seemed. You know how it is.

Ten minutes later, we shout up the final double shots and call it a night.

NOW we're feeling it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have no recollection of actually leaving that bar, even now.

Anyway, we are weaving and swaying and laughing our heads off at the sudden state we find ourselves in, and all the while, my head was giving marvellous advice to my knees, shouting 'Lock damn you! Lock!'

But they would not.

They were of rubber!

Like a baby deer I was!

I have no recollection of how my beloved was making this journey, but I do know that at the point when we were just 150 yards from home, arm in arm and creased up with laughter, we lost footing.

We reeled, as if we were skating backwards, in a fluid movement.....

CRASH!!!! Straight thorough a massive pane of glass, into the ground level dining room of a hotel!!

It was 2.00am I am thankful to report, or I would have been face down in someone's Gaspacho!!

Suffice to say, we were very lucky that we had our heads still attached and just the forty stitches between us.

For the next 4 days, we could not swim or shower properly or sunbathe.

How to trash a holiday in three easy double Tequillas!

On the night we were leaving Ibiza, we were taking one last stroll through a street market.

A Spanish Hippy tapped me on one of the shoulders where some of my stitches were clearly visible.....

He asks, 'Moto accident?'

I say 'No, tequilla!'

He says 'Mucho Tequilla?'

I say, 'Si. MUCHO Tequilla!'

He waggles a stump that used to be his little finger and says 'Ahhh, mucho Vodka!'.

God knows what his full story was, but I felt so much better; I had all my digits, my head, my limbs...all good!

Got a couple of scars from the experience, but it all adds character doesn't it?!

Sunday, December 18, 2005

The Best Laid Plans.......................

It was all going so well..............

And then I get a call... phone rang at 19.20..... My gorgeous, but alcohol seasoned Nephew trying to keep my gorgeous, and absolutely alcohol unseasoned Son from hurting himself, and others....a 16 year old boy that chooses not to drink usually, because he knows he can't cope physically with the effects of alcohol, but moreover, chooses not to drink because he does not like the way it makes people behave.

But just for one night, at his first works Christmas party, he chooses to follow his adult peers, and go with the status quo....To near disaterous consequences, frankly!!! Not for me though, really, when all is absolutely said and done; Been there. Done that. But my boy has paid for his choice.

I was just about to leave for the Fat Boy gig, and said Nephew calls in a right state, saying he can't control C, they've been thrown out of a pub and he's trying to start a fight with the world and his brother! He won't listen to a word of reason, nobody will help my Nephew by calling the Police, when he's begging them to!

Apparently a girl in the pub had accused him of pinching her bum (which I truly cannot see being the case, even with alcohol under his skin) and he denied it as strongly as he could. She wouldn't have it, and was shouting at him and other blokes were getting involved. He got seriously stressed, and the rest continues............

I'm in Windsor, they're in Richmond. Terrific!

So I jump in the car, telling my Nephew just to keep sight of him and to try not to do anything daft, but he'd had plenty to drink himself, and really didn't feel in control.

In the end, he pinned C to the ground and dialled the Police himself.

When they got there, they arrested C for drunk and disorderly.

I was over at Twickenham Police station within 40 minutes, and by the time I got there, he was KO'd in a cell, sleeping off what turns out to be just a few beers, but also tequilla I think, judging by the smell of him the next day. God I hate that shit, and for damn good reason, but that is another blog entirely!

Anyway, I sat there for 2 and half hours, waiting for a doctor to look at him and decide if he was fit to take his caution and 'Ticket' - a new scheme that gives a ticket instead of a court appearance, that costs £80.

The upshot is, he was far from fit, still staggering around and just needing to lie down and sleep so I had to leave him there all night, and go back first thing Saturday morning, without even having glimpsed my son. Not nice.

He woke up in the morning, with no clue where he was or why he was there. Could not, and still cannot, remember a thing.

He's so sorry, and really resolute that he was right; drinking is not for him.

It is a first for us both, and I am over the disappointment about not making the gig in the end.

I was absolutely shitting my pants on the drive over to Richmond to get him, and it's a mother's lot in life to forget anger, and just let relief work it's magic.

I'm really proud of my Nephew. He was really upset that he'd had to have C arrested, but he knows it was the best thing to do now.

So, I shall resolve never to be so bloody smug about my plans ever again!! That'll learn me!

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Good moods

I'm in one tonight.

The best of moods in fact.

I have such a divine next few days, that I can barely believe it's not yet Christmas!!

Tomorrow, I have no work. Neither does Charlie. Just a Christmas meal to attend at 2.00pm so all good for us both.

I need to go into the town of wonderful Windsor (always a pleasure, never a chore) and buy a few last items, then get my 'do' done with Viki, the immensely skilled hairdresser that I make laugh so much, she nearly pisses her knickers!

Then the evening holds entertainment supplied by the 'evergreen' Fat Boy Slim, at the evergreen venue that is Brixton Academy.

And I'm going with someone I have the finest time with.

Then Saturday night sees me sporting a delicious 1920's style dress with all the trimmings, with all my new work colleagues, at an all expenses paid bash, just 10 minutes in a cab from my home!!!

Sunday is reserved for walking and munching, probably with the same beautiful soul I share tomorrow night with, and then no work Monday!!!

As good as it gets?

Probably.

P.S. I also got asked out on the way home by a half decent seeming fella...it'll come to nothing, as I won't even think of pursuing, but it's nice nonetheless, and an added boost to my happiest vibe!

Monday, December 12, 2005

Amir Khan.....what a little blinder!

Did anyone see Amir do his thing the other night?

Man! That boy can box!

I am spellbound!

Amir Khan is 19 years old, and is stunning to watch.

He performed so beautifully on saturday night, fighting a guy called, I think, Thomas(?) Thorpe, and it was simply 'job done.He's a very likeable young man too.

I am a bit of a fan of boxing oddly enough, as I'm a peace loving soul. I can argue and rant with the very best of them, but violence? No thanks.

Many years ago though, I saw a video of the fight between Marvin Hagler & Sugar Ray Leonard, and I have been ever so slightly hooked, ever since.

It was simply the most skillful and proper boxing match I have ever seen.

Sugar Ray was poetry in motion, with the onus being on BOXING, not smashing the other guy to the canvas in an all-singing, all-dancing KO.

He weaved and wound his way through the game in a way I have never seen, with a skill and knowledge of the true essence of boxing that just does not exist now. I urge you to watch it. You will see what I mean.

You only have to have watched a bit of the following fight on saturday night, between Danny Williams and Audley Harrison; the crowd were actually baying for a tear-up, a knock out or nothing, and seem to have no appreciation for the art.

Since Mike Tyson's day, the boxing crowds of televised fights seem to have changed. There has been mass crowd fighting over recent years, after the fight is finished.

It's about laying stinging blows, but more about dodging them, and that fight with Sugar Ray and Haglar was perfection in that sense.

I have been waiting to see that again ever since, but no joy to date.

But young Amir was bloody brilliant, and got full respect from the other man. He's only had 4 professional fights to date, and has won them all. He's humble and open, and I'm going to enjoy catching this young man growing through his career.

As for 'Thorpey' who so graciously took his defeat on saturday night, he obviously didn't know what it was actually like to take a full smack from young Amir.....he does now.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Are we there yet?

I'm finding myself wishing my time away, far too often.

For 5 days out of seven, I am looking towards being at another day in my life.

I'm not saying that I don't get any value and treasures from these days that pass and get called 'the working week', because I wouldn't want to do nothing all day, but it just feels like such a waste sometimes! Know what I mean?

I interact well, I enjoy being useful and busy, and take pride in being consciencious.

But there are so many other ways that I could happily spend my life doing all of those things, that I find myself wishing my time away, to the hours that will be mine and I can relax.

I have often wondered what I'd do if I didn't have to work (say, if I won the lottery or something) and I like to think I'd volunteer my time.
Having said that, I remember talking to a friend about this once and saying that I think that's what I'd do, and she said 'Bollocks to that mate! I'd pay someone to do my good deeds!'

So I still wonder...........

Working full-time, the hours I get to really chill and catch up with myself are less and less, because there is so much needs doing that I have no time to do in the week;

shopping in one go instead of fresh every day, and battling the crowds of others having to do the same,

the washing that gets neglected in favour of wearing something that's already hanging and ironed,

changing the beds, so you can time it for at least one lay-in in crisp, new sheets,

fitting in a social life, when all you want to do is put on jim-jams and big socks, smoke a joint or have a drink, and eat things you shouldn't.

And those weekends, holidays, or just precious moments doing what you want to do instead of what you have to do, fly by so fast. Is that something to do with Relativity? I think I read that in Bill Bryson's 'Brief History...'

I believe there is a universal truth here. I believe that people do not need to watch clocks, or even know what one is, to feel the pull of freedom when they are being held by chores and duty. They just know they could be doing something much more up their street! It's the ones with clocks though, that probably suffer the condition the worst, because they can see time in a counted sense. Us clock-watchers.

Anyway, Long Live Leisure!


Thank God it's Friday tomorrow!

Oops, there I go again!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Gavin Corder...Genius

I have links to my best online, Blog people.

I have bloomin' links!!


I pay homage (I say this with a French accent; Om-arge) to my late-night IT Mentor, Gavin Corder.

Pray, a moments silence......

Lest I forget...Part 3

Just a little thing I remembered that my sweet boy used to say....

Whenever he was playing at being a soldier or a policeman or something, he would pretend to have a walkie-talkie.

Instead of saying 'Roger, over and out' he'd say 'Roger, in and out'!!!

And then he'd make an 'interference' noise to close.

Bless the little chap.

I never corrected him because it made me have a little giggle to myself!

Wine - Sup of the Gods.

I am really enjoying wine.

Not any old plonk, but just nice, inexpensive, quality wine.

I'm not drinking it to get hammered; not like I can with the old Brandy juice and cola-cola!

No, wine drinking is a rather more civilised affair, and I want to be more bold with my choices so that I can know just a couple of my onions! I don't want to impress anyone else, I want to know for myself.

I'm a bit stuck on a REALLY delicious Vouvray (the creamiest wine, with the loveliest after-taste ever), and have been for a couple of weeks, and before that, a bit of a saucy Gavi (more citrus flavours, but still, I love it)

When I go out to eat, I love to see a really nice wine list, and the best I've seen of recent times, was in a brilliant Tapas bar in Windsor, called La Tasca. I believe this means 'The Pub' in Spanish.

Anyway....

I had a bottle of Marques de Vizhoja (hope I've remembered that right!), which was great with the seafood and aubergines I was eating there the other evening.

All of these wines are whites though, and I want to get in to some more reds, but so far, it's a one-horse race.

I was introduced to a Burgundy (Nuit St. Georges) a while ago, but there have been no others that have been really drinkable for me.

Too much oak, too watery, too full, too dry....Aaargghhh!

I call upon Bloggers with more experience in this game.

Recommend it to me, I'll try it, and let you know. How's that for a deal?


So, who's first for a suggestion...Span?

Or one of you other drunken bums?!!!!

Here comes the bride...!!!

I'm loving the idea of gay marriages!

Forget the 'issues' for just a second, and just imagine what a fun and funky affair some of the ceremonies are going to be! Especially the boys who love to go so far overboard!

Lots of fluff and fancy feathers, all in hot pink, sporting killer heels and shedding buckets of tears!

A cliche perhaps, and I apologise to all, but it is a mental picture I'm enjoying! Wonderful!

My best friend's Mum has lived as a couple with her female partner for around 15 years now, and I believe they had a humanist ceremony some years ago. My friend found it a moving, if slightly bizarre experience and was rightfully happy that her Mum was happy. Now it will become the norm. I'm glad, and I hope they'll take the opportunity to legalise it now.

There is nothing I like more than a nice wedding. It warms the cockles of my heart to see two people who love each other, making a public commitment to share their lives.

And of course, I wish any couple, whether it be bride and groom, bride and bride, or groom and groom who might happen across this blog before their own big day, all the luck in the world.

But I really wanted to say that I think it's way after-time that the law is recognising the rights of same-sex couples, and I can see absolutely no reason why they should be denied the whole spectacle of a ceremony to top that.

Be it a quiet affair, or screamed from the rooftops, marriage is a truly great thing for those that feel to do it, and I'm only sorry that I have no friends that are planning on it anytime soon, gay or otherwise!

Having said that, I know Elton and David won't have forgotten me, and that my invite is winging it's way here as I write.

He only lives up the road, so it's a bit odd that I haven't had it yet...

No matter, I'm sure George and Kenny will remind him.

Oh! I'll need a hat, shoes, matching bag.....................................

Saturday, December 03, 2005

STR33TER 1

That is the number plate on his wheelchair.

Streeter1; my nephew.

Not by blood, but by time and investment, I feel.
G's blood, but I've known this boy since he was 3 years old.

He's 15 now, and as anyone from the Boards who knows me is aware, he was knocked down by a car a little over a year ago, and has been paralysed from just below the neck, ever since.

If I could put him into words, I would.

But I can't.

It has just been simply breath-taking and humbling and heart-breaking.

But still he smiles like pure sunshine, he's back to lapping up the education he was enjoying, he's still so quick to laugh like a drain at the silliest things, and has the sweetest network of mates that a young man could wish for!

And he has them running round a treat, apparently!

Him and his best mate go out all day long, and his lovely mum worried in the beginning about his wee bottle filling and 'stuff'.
It turns out that his mate was taking care of business; emptying it and making sure tablets were taken when they should be etc.

Heart-warming to say the least.
From a 14 year old boy.
A mate.
A friend.

The terrible accident that happened at the end of last summer, has been a real education.

Mostly for the man himself, of course.

But for his mum (D), dad (M), his sister (R), his Granmother (P) and of course his Uncle G.

But for those of us, his mates, his mum's partner, me, girls that were just about feeling to feel him (there is still no shortage still waiting to do so, to be fair!), neighbours, teachers......we've all had to adjust to the reality.
I really don't compare this to the adjustments of his immediate kin.
But I'm close enough to love him and to see the obstacles as they really are.


So, I dedicate this blog post to the remarkable young fellow that is STR33ER1.

He's the Don.